The title of this post may sound confusing.
The photos are perfectly legal.
We paid for a professional photographer to take pictures of our illegal wedding.
Does that clear things up for you?
No?
Phil and I couldn’t legally get married because of a clause in my divorce settlement that prohibits me from marrying until I’m 67, which is about 10 years away.

Get my best sweat suit outfit and a justice of the peace. It’s my 67th birthday and I’m having a wedding cake tonight!
So, true lovers that we are, we decided to get illegally hitched at something we called a “commitment ceremony” way back in September.
With the big move across country and the new book coming out, I kind of forgot to show you the pictures.
Sorry.
Well, here they are.

My mom, bless her heart, bought this votive candle holder for me a couple of years ago, thinking about how happy I am to be with the man of my dreams.
Remember, we’re both technically single still and up for grabs.