This better not be another long, make-me-scroll-till-my finger-falls-asleep post, Mister!

This better not be another long, make-me-scroll-till-my finger-falls-asleep post, Mister!

You’re in luck!

This is one short and sweet post.

Well, at least it’s short.

Here is my 97-word submission to Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneer’s flash fiction weekly (or in my case, weakly) challenge.

The photo prompt come from Rodger Bultot. Thanks Rodger!

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An Incredible Opportunity!

For Sale:

Starter home for someone who enjoys the freedom a cozy, telephone booth-like domicile allows.

If you hate to wash windows, this is the place for you!

Single living at its best. Don’t like to entertain? No problem! No room for guests.

Easy highway and crane access.

Enjoy industrial city vistas as you walk among the flora and fauna surrounding your intimate dwelling. Owning a companion rat terrier and hazmat suit a definite plus.

Must believe see to see believe.

Hurry. This structure opportunity won’t last long.

Call Readum N. Weep Agency for an appointment. 1-800-555-DUMP.

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I really wanted to do a Dr. Who spoof about the T.A.R.D.I.S. but a few clever writers flew in before me and stole my sonic screwdriver caliber idea. Oh well…

Just wait...when you least expect it, something or someone is going to appear around here. Who? Exactly!

Just wait…when you least expect it, something or someone is going to appear around here. Who? Exactly!