Ummm. You guys are going to need more than those needle guns for this job.
Before you go all I-knew-her-grow-old-gracefully-act-was-shizzle-on-a-schtick with me, the plastic surgeon is NOT for me.
I am growing old gracefully. Not quietly or comfortably…but it’s easier for me to pull off the graceful thing because I’m alone so much of the day.
No one witnesses me plucking the man-hairs from my chin.
I’m not one of those lucky women who can pull off the chin-hair look.
No one smells the silent farts I practice for when I’m actually around other humans and my bowels feel like a newly-released Polident tablet in water.
I could go on, but I forgot what point I was trying to make.
Anyway, this plastic surgeon thing is a total emergency.
And, trust me, a plastic surgeon is the only specialist qualified to deal with this atrocity.
I know.
You think I’m being overly melodramatic.
Well, see for yourself.
I took this picture in my neighborhood. You know, the one where all the screaming, running, jumping children play…
If ever there was a case when a plastic surgeon was needed, this is it…
Well, maybe this one, too…
So, maybe he had a rough night and woke up too early to a startling noise…still, the guy could use some cosmetic “adjustments,” don’t you think?
Jul 30, 2015 @ 16:12:39
You’re right, those are the only ones in need of a plastic surgeon. Looking forward to your news, Lorna!
Jul 28, 2015 @ 04:41:51
😀
Jul 27, 2015 @ 14:50:29
If that is all that is required, then great! 🙂
Jul 24, 2015 @ 18:28:44
Rough night, hey? …a douse in the sink should do it. Works for me. 😉
Jul 24, 2015 @ 17:14:55
Thank you for telling me this. I thought my eyesight was really going! 😉
Jul 23, 2015 @ 17:37:39
Ha! I call it the Cybil Shepherd effect. When she did Moonlighting, I read somewhere that they put vaseline over the camera lens! If you look at the show, you’ll see she looks all fuzzy and soft, but not so Mr. Willis!
Jul 23, 2015 @ 09:44:29
I agree with you. As my vision blurs, I look better all the time! 😉
Jul 23, 2015 @ 04:26:28
You’re not alone. I think we’re getting more beautiful with age, she said with a question mark written all over her face, hoping for someone to agree.
Jul 22, 2015 @ 18:13:55
Lmao Lorna! Love your wordplay! 🙂
Jul 22, 2015 @ 10:45:30
I thought so… 😉
Jul 22, 2015 @ 10:43:49
My pleasure, my friend! 🙂
Jul 22, 2015 @ 09:21:53
Always there to brighten my day – thanks for the laugh!
Jul 22, 2015 @ 07:09:46
Haha! Now THERE’s a situation where a plastic surgeon is needed for real.
Jul 21, 2015 @ 18:32:44
Hahaha! Absolutely not! It was supposed to be funny. 🙂 Thanks for dropping in and admitting you enjoyed the zaniness.
Jul 21, 2015 @ 18:31:32
Haha! I just wouldn’t want either of them any where near me with those needles or the stuff in them! 😉
Jul 21, 2015 @ 18:30:40
I am zany, aren’t I? 😉
Jul 21, 2015 @ 18:30:09
Never thought of that, but there are all too many cases in the real world where that happened. 😉
Jul 21, 2015 @ 18:27:19
Yeah, and an orthopedic surgeon, too…
Jul 21, 2015 @ 12:05:06
A dermatologist might be more appropriate. I mean, orange skin?
Jul 20, 2015 @ 20:49:43
Perhaps they are a couple where the plastic surgery went bad! 😱
Jul 20, 2015 @ 20:22:53
Los just like you!
Jul 20, 2015 @ 16:17:24
Poor little guy.
I love the way you look at things, Lorna.
Jul 20, 2015 @ 13:35:43
I like the look of those two holding the needles. It kinda numbed me for the rest, lol. 😉
Jul 20, 2015 @ 13:33:33
Is it bad of me that this post made me laugh?