I have how many gifts to wrap by when?

I have how many gifts to wrap by when?

Let’s face it, People, time is a’wasting.

There are only a little over 200 days until that time right after Halloween and before Thanksgiving when all the holiday music and commercials start playing.

You know what I’m talking about, right? You can feel your heart racing just thinking about it, right?

Well, calm down. I’ve got you covered.

When you see some of the gizmos I’m about to show you, you’re going to thank me.

But don’t waste too much time heaping gratitude at my feet. You’ll need all the time you can spare to hunt down these Must-Haves for the favorite people on your lists.

I’ve found something for everyone.

I know. I’m flipping amazing.

Pay close attention. These deals won’t last long.

Actually they didn’t last long.

The Dimple Maker

For the person on your list who needs that extra cuteness factor

For the person on your list who needs that extra cuteness factor.

The Hound Holder

Rover will never rove again once you've got him your grips with the Hound Holder. Works best on dogs who aren't ticklish or aren't apt to run away.

Rover will never rove again once you’ve got him in your grips with the Hound Holder. Works best on dogs who aren’t ticklish or aren’t apt to run away.

The Egg Cuber

And you thought your kitchen was complete. Think again. Why have a plain hard boiled egg that looks like an egg when you can have a hard boiled egg that looks like a white box? Think of what you've been missing all these years? These egg cubes are stackable! Think of the possibilities!

And you thought your kitchen was complete. Think again. Why have a plain eggish hard boiled egg  when you can have a boxy hard boiled egg? Think of what you’ve been missing all these years. These egg cubes are stackable! Think of the possibilities (if you can get them to stop sliding around and feeling so slimy)!

The Family Entertainment-On-The-Go-Center

Need to spend more quality time with the family AND get more exercise? Here is the solution! And if you rip your pants or a hem comes loose, Mom can fix your garments on the go!

Need to spend more quality time with the family AND get more exercise? Here is the solution! And if you rip your pants or a hem comes loose, Mom can fix your garments on the go!

Foot Bikes

Quality, active family time not your thing? No problem! Strap on these foot bikes and stride, glide, or slip-slide your way to oblivion. These are totally safe and make you appear quite sophisticated. Really.

Quality, active family time not your thing? No problem! Strap on these foot bikes and stride, glide, or slip-slide your way to oblivion. These are totally safe and make you appear quite sophisticated. Really.

Gum Finger

Hey, Baby Boomers with periodontal disease or meth heads, you need to be kind to your gums. This gizmo is the ticket. It's not weird, or gross, and should only be used in the mouth. Got it?

Hey, Baby Boomers with periodontal disease or meth heads, you need to be kind to your gums. This gizmo is the ticket. It’s not weird, or gross, and should only be used in the mouth. Got it? This cartoon doctor knows what he’s talking about.

Hair Growth Hat

Anyone with thinning or vanished hair needs this product. Just look at it. You can't tell if the guy is bald or not. So just wearing the Hair Growth Hat gives you an edge. Totally worth the money.

Anyone with thinning or vanished hair needs this product. Just look at it. You can’t tell if the guy is bald or not. And he seems so…serene. So just wearing the Hair Growth Hat gives you an edge. Totally worth the money.

Motorized Roller Skates

For the Devil-May-Care persons on your gift list (or the ones you don't want on your gift list next year),  consider these contraptions. Thrill seekers should get a kick out of strapping a tank full of leaded gas on their backs to power their roller skates as they whisk themselves onto the highway. Film at 11:00.

For the Devil-May-Care persons on your gift list (or the ones you don’t want on your gift list next year), consider this contraption. Thrill seekers should get a kick out of strapping a tank full of leaded gas on their backs to power their roller skates as they whisk themselves onto the highway. Film at 11:00.

Poker Face Mask

Any gamblers, robbers or serial killers on your gift list? Perfect!  This mask hides those pesky "tells" that gives a person away at the most inopportune times.

Any gamblers, robbers or serial killers on your gift list? Perfect! This mask hides those pesky “tells” that give a person away at the most inopportune times.

Solar Head Bath

This is a gift for anyone on your list who needs a bit of an attitude adjustment. Just tell them it's like spending a day at the beach, only they have to sit very still with their head enclosed in a metal case while solar (or some kind of) rays bombard their head until they are normal (feel rejuvenated). It must come with instructions, a script and that nice white insane person's gown.

This is a gift for anyone on your list who needs a bit of an attitude adjustment. Just tell them it’s like spending a day at the beach, only they have to sit very still with their head enclosed in a metal case while solar (or some other kind of) rays bombard their head until they are normal (feel rejuvenated). It must come with instructions, a script and that nice white insane person’s gown.

 

So there you go! Happy shopping!

I’ll be away from this bloggity blog blog world for a while because I’m headed back East to visit family.

I won’t be posting and I won’t be dropping by your blogs to visit either. Just didn’t  want you to worry. 

I’ll be back in a week or so…

Bye bye, but only for now. You won't even get a chance to miss me and, poof! I'll be back.

Bye bye, but only for now. You won’t even get a chance to miss me and, poof! I’ll be back.