Myrna takes to bed with a "sick headache" and her alarm clock, knowing the end is near. She waits. It's only a matter of time. But, then again, the reason she has a headache is because she just learned that time isn't real. Myrna beats her alarm clock to death, fully realizing the irony that she just killed time.

Myrna takes to bed with a “sick headache” and her alarm clock She waits. It’s only a matter of time. But, then again, the reason she has a headache is because she just learned that time isn’t real. Myrna beats her alarm clock to death, fully realizing the irony that she just killed time.

I know you’ve all been waiting.

No, not for spring to finally arrive.

Or world peace.

Or those final 5, 10, or 15 pounds to just melt off.

You’ve been waiting for me to tackle the tongue twisters you threw at me when I dazzled you with the ones I threw at you.

Well, the wait is over.

Hope you’re satisfied.

Now I’m going to have to rest for a long time.

How long?

I have no idea.

You tuckered me out, people. A dizzy blonde can only take so much excitement

You tuckered me out, people. A dizzy blonde can only take so much excitement