We don't use the whatcha call typical tools of the marketing trade, but we get er done.

WeΒ been poundin’ the pavevent for our favorite client. Making quite a mess, too.

Just when you think you seen enough of us, and you can sit and have a proper Thanksgiving holiday or just a regular day, here we are to tell ya’ll about our shenanihappeninigin’s.

Just so’s you knows. We’re the fellas Lorna hired so she don’t have to hawk her book to ya’ll.

She’s the artistic temper mental type.

I need my creative space. And feathery hats. And poofy skirts. Is that too much to ask? Why must people label me as "high maintenance?"

I need my creative space. And feathery hats. And poofy skirts. Is that too much to ask? Why must people label me as “an artist?”

So we been beatin’ the bush like drunk driver that runs into a bush, only slower, for her…and the bush.

This beauty is great for beatin' the bushes. Other stuff, too.

This beauty is great for beatin’ the bushes. Other stuff, too.

Here’s what we come up with.

Isadora, over at Inside the Mind of Isadora, (spoiler–she tells you what’s inside her mind), did a really interestin’ interview with our favorite writer/blogger (um, that would be Lorna). Check it out. Say you got somethin’ real important to read so’s you don’t have to help with settin’ the table or doin’ the dishes. Works for us every time.

Diana Douglas, a whatcha call it, prolifericatic romance writer, wrote a wowza review of Never Turn Back (Lorna’s novel) AND she did an interview with her, Lorna (keep up with us, ya’ll). This interview asks her questions no other interviewer has so far, which tells us either Diana has no idea what the heck she’s doin’ in the interview department or she’s one gal who thinks outside of that box people are always talkin’ about.

Arrangin’ for all these interviews ain’t easy. But that’s why she pays us the big bucks.

That's all she can afford.

We were thinkin’ of somethin’ either more green or that we could turn into venison sausage, but I guess that’s all she can afford. Maybe the little fella’s name is Buck…

Any who, you be safe if you be travelin’. Our favorite writer/blogger (Lorna, in case you forgot) is flyin’ out to Portland to spend time with her beau. Then she’s comin’ back only to get ready to drive all the way back. Heck fire! Crazy if you ask us.

We thought this might save her some money on hotel bills for her cross country trip. Whadaya think? Made it ourselfs.

We thought this might save her some money on hotel bills for her cross country trip. Whadaya think? Made it ourselfs.

But she’s ain’tΒ askin’ us.

Good thing we got the boys from Ruff M. Up on retainer.

The boys from Ruff M. Up on retainer told us she ain’t askin’ them neither.

Well, Happy Thanksgiving or
Happy Whatever Day You Wanna Celebrate While Americans Are Stuffin’ Their Bellies!
While you’re layin’ down, pick up a good book.
Never Turn Back is as good as any!

 

Remember, stretchy pants aren't just for yoga and athletes. Wear 'em during your holiday meal. Your belly will thank you kindly.

Remember, stretchy pants aren’t just for yoga and athletes. Wear ’em during your holiday meal. Your belly will thank you kindly.