Would you please give me a moment. I'm getting into my creative mode...and loosening a hairball. The two are not mutually exclusive.

Would you please give me a moment. I’m getting into my creative mode…and loosening a hairball. The two are not mutually exclusive.

Here is your chance to shine.

Come on. I know you are aching to show your wise-acreage quotient by coming up with a hilarimungous caption for this random picture I nicked from Google Images.

If you’re a little shy, I’ll start. I suffer from NTMSD (Not Taking Myself Seriously Disorder). The most common symptom is not caring if I make a fool of myself in front of hundreds of people. It’s actually gotten worse since I turned 50.

Anyway, I have a few possible captions, but I just can’t wait to see yours…

vacuuming lawn

1. No one said when we got Sparky that pooper scooping wouldn’t be good enough for the Condo Association.

2. Even the live bait business is getting hooked on technology.

3. What happens when you can’t even understand “Gardening for Dummies.”

4. How Monsanto got started.

Okay. Now it’s your turn…