Well, People, it’s here! Or it’s there.

The paperback book took a while to arrive, but you can see why. It was deliver by "Gator Express."

The paperback book took a while to arrive, but you can see why. It was deliver by “Gator Express.”

Anyway, How Was I Supposed To Know? (my memoir, all 402 pages of it) is now available in paperback on Amazon. com.*

You can now go:

  • buy it
  • fondle it
  • flip through it
  • read it
  • bench press it
  • carry it around and brag that you know the author and that she’s quite a character
  • tell others to get this book or they are missing out on something Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or, for those in the southern hemisphere, dociousaliexpiciousfragicalierpus
See how happy one book can make people and penguins? I'm telling you, People, this is not your run-of-the-mill book that makes you wonder if all humans are creepy. Just some...

See how happy one book can make people and penguins? I’m telling you, People, this is not your run-of-the-mill book that makes you wonder if you need a safe room.

I know you may not get to purchasing it right away or reading it at wiz-bang speed, but when you do finish it, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE take a few moments to go back to Amazon or Goodreads and write even a brief review. Maybe even post a review on your blog. These things are important in the self-publishing biz. And now that I’m in that biz, I know both the lingo and about that stuff (aren’t you impressed?).

Yes, I'm beating the bushes to market this book. I just wonder when I'll have a chance to start on my next project...

Yes, I’m beating the bushes to market this book. I just wonder when I’ll have a chance to start on my next project…

*For Amazon customers in the UK, Germany, France, Spain, or Italy, go to my Memoir Page and scroll to the bottom. I have provided separate links that Amazon gave me for those countries.