Need to shed a few pounds? Try the French Connection.
Has your current weight loss plan left you feeling depressed, deprived and heavier than when you started?
Are you miffed by the constant reassurances that muscle weighs more than fat?
Are you tired of watching fitness videos in your living room while you sit on your couch wondering why you don’t look like those peppy, happy, slender freaks?
Well, stop fretting. I have found an exercise program that is guaranteed to:
- Buy a ticket to Paris, France so you can’t afford the high calorie crap you sneak when you think no one is looking.
- Get you off your butt once you get to Paris because you know they’ve got something magic going on over there, what with all the chocolate, bread and cheese those stick-people eat.
- Laugh, which tightens at least some important muscles somewhere (hopefully in your body), which offsets any wrinkles you’ll risk getting around your facial area.
All you have to do is watch this video. How simple is that? You are very welcome!