Need to shed a few pounds? Try the French Connection.

There’s something more going on here than jiggling his way to a slimmer him. I know his front side looks like his back side, but he’s having more fun on this machine than he’s allowed to have.

Has your current weight loss plan left you feeling depressed, deprived and heavier than when you started?

Are you miffed by the constant reassurances that muscle weighs more than fat?

Are you tired of watching fitness videos in your living room while you sit on your couch wondering why you don’t look like those peppy, happy, slender freaks?

I hate these people. They don’t even look real.

Well, stop fretting. I have found an exercise program that isΒ guaranteedΒ to:

  1. Buy a ticket to Paris, France so you can’t afford the high calorie crap you sneak when you think no one is looking.
  2. Get you off your butt once you get to Paris because you know they’ve got something magic going on over there, what with all the chocolate, bread and cheese those stick-people eat.
  3. Laugh, which tightens at least some important muscles somewhere (hopefully in your body), which offsets any wrinkles you’ll risk getting around your facial area.

All you have to do is watch this video. How simple is that? You are very welcome!

Why doesn’t my Wellness Center have something like this?

~ by Lorna's Voice on November 4, 2012.

43 Responses to “Need to shed a few pounds? Try the French Connection.”

  1. Practically… πŸ˜‰

  2. Absolutely! Laughter is the best: medicine, revenge and oh so many other things …. why it’s practically orgasmic πŸ™‚

  3. Absolutely! You write so well in that “deadpan” kind of way, I wouldn’t want anyone to miss out! πŸ™‚

  4. Hey, curves are curves and they’re feminine.

  5. I like the curves too. I preferred it when they curved in not out, though. Sigh.

  6. “Bravo vous avec depense”…LOL. You are a nut dear Lorna, ha ha.

    Thanks for adding my new blog to your blogroll!
    ~simone

  7. I would rather have my curves any day. So would my guy… πŸ˜‰

  8. Yeah, me, too! I’d be cycling day and night! πŸ™‚

  9. Maybe because it doesn’t sound like “dieting!” πŸ™‚

  10. I know! I loved this when I saw it. πŸ™‚

  11. πŸ™‚

  12. I know! All those membership dues and what are they using them for? πŸ˜‰

  13. I think the people on the stationary bikes think they are working off the calories, so they can eat without consequence. Makes no sense to me either. Putting junk in your body turns your body to junk, no matter how much you exercise.

  14. As long as you feel lighter, that’s the most important thing! πŸ˜‰

  15. There you go! πŸ™‚ The key is laughing, right?

  16. I bought a rebounder for 40 bucks at Walmart. That gets me off my tush and up in the air! Then I do 20 minutes worth of belly laughing to tighten up my stomach muscles.

  17. I’ve seen this one before and laughed. Tonight I laughed again. But darn I don’t feel any thinner!

  18. I work out every day except Saturday and Sunday. I do it to get bigger. I say this for one reason… When I am at the gym I always see these people who are very fat and overweight. I’d like to add, I could care less if they were skinny or big, but clearly they care enough to be at the gym… BUT, why (And this is true) do they sit on the bike machine and use it for an hour while eating a had full of candy, or other munchies? It makes no sense.

    I like your way of losing weight. Seeing the world is most likely the best idea I have come across, reading online blogs. Looks like I have to get some tickets! :^)

  19. This has never happened in my spin class. Maybe I should cancel my membership!

  20. Yep, I’ll take both.

  21. How cool is that? The French know how to do it πŸ™‚

  22. How come even dieting sounds better in French?

  23. Now that was fun! I might get an exercise bike if it did something like that.

  24. There is nothing like a good stripping session
    to get those bodies into shape πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚ Now how
    about adding one for me, something extremely
    motivating, awesomely wicked, sexy and…

    Well something that I will like, and more to the
    point, will help me lose a few pounds in weight πŸ˜‰

    This is a great posting Lorna πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰

    Andro xxx

  25. And they start out as a size 0 to begin with — no boobs or hips. As you said, so many factors …

  26. When I saw this video, I had to share it. πŸ™‚

  27. I’ve seen that video before, but can’t get enough of it. What fun! Great incentive to exercise and to go to Paris ~ or exercise in Paris. Thanks for sharing.

  28. Yes, I’d say that this kind of exercise would invigorate more than your quads.

    And I agree–too much emphasis on a number on a scale. I’m mostly concerned with being healthy and kind to my body in every way. πŸ™‚

  29. Cigs, yes. And walking in those impossibly sexy shoes. There are so many factors…

  30. What the trip to Paris or the Electronic Stripper Party Cycle? I’d say both and I’m with you!

  31. Well, I bet they had as fun watching you as you did watching it! πŸ™‚

  32. Pretty neat, huh?

  33. My EYES are skinnier from watching that…I think you’re on to something!

  34. I tried that at home but all I saw was three cats staring at me – wondering why I was pedaling so fast with an anticipatory smile on my face instead of the usual grimace.

  35. OMG I need that!! πŸ™‚

  36. And here I thought it was the 2 packs a day of cigarettes that kept them slim …

    I LIVED there and gained weight though. Of course, I don’t smoke, so that really makes me think that I’m right!

  37. Good for you! πŸ™‚

  38. I enjoyed that video clip… that will not only get the calories off there but might just lead to other things later that would burn more calories….
    and my advice if that doesn’t work… grow old gracefully without a care of your weight… ignore the scales that’s all…. you only weigh as much as your mind says you are…

  39. Quite inventive, eh?

  40. Well, then, happy to be of service. But Al, don’t you feel even a little bad taking work away from Mathew McConaughey?

  41. No problem here on my part, I will just watch and eat..;)

  42. Thanks, Lorna. Every time someone plays this I get a royalty for modeling for the techs who created the electronic man.

  43. That was great Lorna! That’s how to bring energy to a crowd!

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