http://lornasvoice.com Finding the humor in everyday life Fri, 17 May 2013 17:22:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://0.gravatar.com/blavatar/e6ef39b334184dbda24cba0c669f4f53?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png http://lornasvoice.com http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/15/you-can-have-it-all-but-do-you/ http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/15/you-can-have-it-all-but-do-you/#comments Wed, 15 May 2013 16:01:32 +0000 Lorna's Voice http://lornasvoice.com/?p=5907 ]]> http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/15/you-can-have-it-all-but-do-you/feed/ 39 lornasvoice Is it just me, or do you feel a little trippity doo da by some of the things you see? I really gotta get me a pair of those wings... Identifying names and places redacted to protect the scoundrels. Witness the end of the Baby Boom. It wasn't birth control; it was all those labias in need of prettying up. Men, you can identify with this guy, right? You're pants are always falling down, too. Okay, I think I've said enough. http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/12/on-this-day-and-every-day-use-your-brain-for-good-not-tomfoolery/ http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/12/on-this-day-and-every-day-use-your-brain-for-good-not-tomfoolery/#comments Sun, 12 May 2013 14:40:44 +0000 Lorna's Voice http://lornasvoice.com/?p=5898 ]]> http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/12/on-this-day-and-every-day-use-your-brain-for-good-not-tomfoolery/feed/ 19 lornasvoice Before you get the wrong idea, this is NOT Philip and me AND this is NOT the Ted to which I am referring! This is the only Head Game I play. I call it "talking to myself so no one else can hear what I'm saying so they don't think I'm crazy." I'm not sure it works. http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/10/my-best/ http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/10/my-best/#comments Fri, 10 May 2013 17:01:18 +0000 Lorna's Voice http://lornasvoice.com/?p=5891 ]]> http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/10/my-best/feed/ 35 lornasvoice Just don't tell Scrappy about this post, okay? Hey, don't judge me, Missy. You're the one bending over in a crocodile-infested river. And if you think that thong is going to save you...well, you're right. Me and My Best. Again, please don't tell Scrappy! http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/08/living-in-the-house-of-drugs/ http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/08/living-in-the-house-of-drugs/#comments Wed, 08 May 2013 17:28:11 +0000 Lorna's Voice http://lornasvoice.com/?p=5885 ]]> http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/08/living-in-the-house-of-drugs/feed/ 17 lornasvoice Oh no you don't! We'll have none of that in my house. Scrappy is very impressionable...and willing to try anything. They only sell generic drugs and their hours are kind of hinky, but they are conveniently located. Striking cover, huh? Well, what's inside is just as compelling. http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/06/news-flash-scientists-discover-reason-why-i-hate-to-be-tickled-part-3/ http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/06/news-flash-scientists-discover-reason-why-i-hate-to-be-tickled-part-3/#comments Mon, 06 May 2013 20:25:57 +0000 Lorna's Voice http://lornasvoice.com/?p=5863 ]]> http://lornasvoice.com/2013/05/06/news-flash-scientists-discover-reason-why-i-hate-to-be-tickled-part-3/feed/ 18 lornasvoice I'm feeling like this bench. Are you? I'm finally done. I hope you like... Rare, different. Not wrong. Oh, well if he says it's a fact, it must be true. Maybe next time I go on a solo road trip, I'll get some of these tires for my Prius. My gas mileage may suffer, but if I have to go off road, I will. The utility road I took to get to the Kripalu campus. Had it been this cemetery, I might still be there...